Beyond the stereotypical, done to death, can't be fucked to read or watch it anymore of obligatory cherry blossom littered, ancient Kyoto paths full of giggling Geisha lies a very different world. A world of sparingly used common sense, mass unawareness and gravity defying anti-logic that has outsiders bemused at how the populous hasn't succumbed to the process of natural selection. Welcome to Japan – Darwinian theory anomaly.